Cause she’s a life ruiner. She ruins people’s lives.– Janis Ian
Shelby: Ah, Harper Stewart. Richard Wrong. Langston Snooze.
Harper Stewart: Hi, Shelby.
Shelby: I heard about your book, and I don't think it's cute Harper. You know, the next time you want to characterize me in one of your little projects, do me a favor.
Harper Stewart: What would that be, Shelby?
Jordan: You know, maybe if I had the luxury of getting my ass whooped, I could be calm right now. But I have been drinking tequila shots, my hormones are raging out of control, I'm emotional, I'm horny, and I don't wanna hear about no goddamn peas! Fuck you! Good night!
Caught Toy Story 3 and Karate Kid this weekend. Loved Toy Story 3 and I thought Karate Kid was really cute. I’m positive I enjoyed Toy Story more than the kids in the theatre.
Why you think me and Dame cool? We asshoooles! That’s why we hear your...– Kanye West
This was the funniest thing I’ve ever experienced.
repost of an old blog post + my favorite poem.
WE wear the mask that grins and lies, It hides our cheeks and shades our eyes,— This debt we pay to human guile; With torn and bleeding hearts we smile, And mouth with myriad subtleties. Why should the world be over-wise, In counting all our tears and sighs? Nay, let them only see us, while We wear the mask. We smile, but, O great Christ, our...
i'm a woman, phenomenally.
My bad for the spam but I was just inspired to do some posts about one of my favorite movies. All my friends make fun of me for loving that joint, but I don’t care. It’s a classic in my eyes. I’m chillin’ at the moment about to head to Silver Springs to see if I can apply at Barnes & Noble and DSW or whatever else is over there. I need a job like yesterday so I must...
Iesha: You know what! You weak. You a weak ass punk. You think you the shit just cause you work out. You ain't buff!
Lucky: Why you always so mad? You must ain't got no man cuz you don't never smile. Do you?
Justice: What do you want from me?
Lucky: I think you kinda fly, shit. 'Could start with your phone number.
Justice: What's your name?
Justice: C'mere Lucky I wanna whisper something to you.
Lucky: (leans in)
Justice: Let's cut the bullshit, okay? Now what do you really, really want from me? You wanna smell my poonanny?
Justice: You like that huh? Hold on a minute baby. Jessie, c'mere for a minute please.
Justice: This fine, dark brother said he wanna smell my poonanny.
Justice: Mhm. Should I let him?
Jessie: (blows breath in his face) So what do you think?
Lucky: You need to get your ass some breath mints. Crazy, black bitches.
Dude: Aye! My girl need her hair and her nails done.
Jessie: Does she have an appointment?
Dude: Mmm nah, uh uh.
Hayward: She don't have no hair either.
Lucky: What do you write about?
Justice: I write what's in my heart.
Lucky: What's that?
I found this acoustic cover of Aaliyah’s Are...
Day 06: Whatever tickles your fancy.
And now Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure. - Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man...– Theodore Roosevelt
Days 3 and 4.
My favorite tv show is probably the most easily chosen favorite of mine. It is without a doubt A DIFFERENT WORLD. I love everything about the show: the premise, characters, clothes, production, and the script. I can watch it all day everyday. I just wish they would hurry up and release the whole thing on DVD. My favorite book is Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry by Mildred D. Taylor.
Day 001 - Your Favorite Song.
Well, this will probably be the most difficult of the challenge because I like music and I’m very indecisive, but I decided to go with my favorite song right now. This is not of all time because I don’t have one. Without further ado, my current favorite song is NEON VALLEY STREET by Janelle Monae.
A Different 30 Day Challenge
I think I’ll actually do this one. Day 01 — Your favorite song Day 02 — Your favorite movie Day 03 — Your favorite television program Day 04 — Your favorite book Day 05 — Your favorite quote Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy Day 08 — A photo that makes you angry/sad Day 09 — A photo you took Day 10 — A photo of you taken over ten years...
piarincess: (I’m gonna try this out. I think it’ll close/open some vents in my life.) emangarcia: A new 30 day challenge. Letters to: Day 1 — Your Best Friend Day 2 — Your Crush Day 3 — Your parents Day 4 —Your sibling (or closest relative) Day 5 — Your dreams Day 6 — A stranger Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend Day 9 — Someone you...
I’ve been nothing short of homesick. Haven’t hugged my mom or kissed my Grannie since Christmas break. I was so glad to find out today that my mom and grannie will be here June 30. I’m so excited.
21ST CENTURY SCHIZOID MAN!
Only reason I’m watching the BET Awards (other than to make fun of it on Twitter) is to see YEEZY perform. Really hope he performs Power, definitely stadium music so a live performance would be nothin’ short of S T E L L A R . Every superhero need his theme music.
Got a lot of anger inside.